Is a littel bit late and clouded by too much Pimms (frst of the summer dont you know) red wine and XCourvoisier. BNut heres what s come out of today
Lost count of the tinme but it was faster than yesterday
IDstance wqas trhe same
1 Get off the phone you pr*ck
1 graceful descent into the town
1 flowing dismount into the midsts of a throng of guests that had come for home-made curries and fun at our place
I learnt that a good friend was once handcuffed and thrown into a swiming pool by The Mob
I learnt that whilst my piano playing is masterful when played through the headphones in my own little world, infront of a group of eager onlookers it;s cock.
I elarnt that as far as Writing Competitions go, its not what you know but who you know
I learnt that I'm not double jointed despite procreating a daughter whose key joints are only held together by flaps of skin
I learnt that its better to know someone you can't have, than to have someone you dont know.
Although not even 14 miles, tomorrow mornings ride is looking an awqful long way.
